RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


sry guys ill have to do this later...but heres how you do it

okay guys...i haven't been on practically the whole month so if you would like...i would very much appreciate the links to the deviations you have recently picked...instead of me sifting through 236 of them and accquiring a major ache in the head -___- but you don't have to so whatever....i sound like a total dork......someone shoot me..*gets shot* .....well...thats one way to respond......*dies*

Here are some songs I like...and if you hate then well...thats not my fault...*gets shot* OK FINE MAYBE IT IS!!! TTvTT so mean..


[link] I Hate This Part
[link] Brave-Nichole Nordman
[link] Gravity-Sarah Bareilles (or something like that..)
[link] Tokio Hotel-Monsoon
[link] Tokio Hotel-Ready,Set,Go
[link] Tokio Hotel-"Scream!"
[link] Tokio Hotel-Don't Jump

seriously, i found out last night when I was watching "So you think you Can Dance"....i was upset that the old Micheal Jackson, but not to upset about the new Micheal passing, imean he did hang his child out of a window...but whatever i believe it was a few days ago,my dad had said that he was hospitalized and then suddenly on the show it's showing Micheal jacksons photo and saying he died....yup its true...he died

Rules:
the category that you have the most points in is the one you are
tag 3 people

Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[x] you love a backyard bbq
[x] you know a barbie is not a doll
[x] you love the beach
[ ] you are tan / kind of tan
[ ] you’re a bit of a bogan
[ ] you have an australian something

Total = 3

Italian
[ ] the Sopranos is a good show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know a lot of italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and/or dark eye color.
[x] you speak some italian.
[ ] you are under 5'10"
[x] pasta is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.
Total = 4

Hispanic
[x] you say member instead of Remember
[x] you speak spanish/or a little.
[x] You love tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you know what a Bodega is.
[x] you can/talk fast
[ ] you have dyed/highlighted your hair

Total = 4

Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you can get short tempered
[ ] you know of somebody named natasha
[x] white skinned
[ ] you get cold easily
[x] snow is fun for you
[ ] you get into contests often
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
[ ] It’s about the vodka.
[x] you curse like crazy.

Total = 5

Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best
[x] you have a bad temper. sometimes...
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O’ or Fitz or ends with a ley/ly,on,un,EN,an,RY,ny.–one of em.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes. (I wish)
[x] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st-pattys day party.
[x] you have a family member from Ireland
[x] you can be very loud
[x] you are a happy person
Total = 5

Asian
[ ] you have slanty eyes
[ ] you like rice a lot/sushi
[x] you are extremely smart
[ ] you can play the piano
[ ] you have family from an asian country
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think you’re chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
[ ] you know how to speak any asian language (a bit yeh)

Total = 1

German
[x] you like bread (sure)
[ ] you think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[x] you drink your coke without ice
[ ] you Speak a little German
[ ] you know what Schnitzel is
[x] you are Catholic Christian or Lutheran
[ ] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[x] you’re at least or over 5'4
[ ] when you get angry some sort of accent comes out.
[x] techno is your favorite or trance.(sometimes.i have alot of favorites)

Total = 6

Polish
[ ] you start laughing out of no where
[ ] you laugh with a high pitch
[x] you like techno
[ ] you have to ask someone how to spell Polish
[ ] you have a round shaped head
[x] you have dark brown, or blonde hair
[ ] you know that you're not called Polish you're called a Pole
[x] you are at least 5' 5" or taller
[ ] you are athletic

Total = 3

Canadian
[x] you like/play hockey
[ ] you love beer
[x] You’ve said eh
[ ] you know what poutine is
[x] you speak some french
[x] you love Tim Hortons donuts
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[x] you have watched degrassi
[ ] You've made your own maple syrup

Total= 5

Black
[x] You like fried chicken
[x] Watermelon is kind of amazing
[x] You like/play basketball
[ ] You listen to rap
[ ] You watch BET
[x] Kool Aid? Hell yeah.
[ ] You yell at the screen when you watch a movie in the movie theater.
[ ] You support Barack Obama whole-heartedly. (its not that i dont like him...i just thought there could be better choices who have more experience...also, i dont like how people idolize him)
[ ] You can say the "N" word, and get away with it.

Total: 4

Brown (Since when was BROWN a race...jesus people haha.)
[ ] You have eaten curry.
[ ] You're Hindu or Muslim
[ ] You know who Shah Rukh Kahn is.
[x] When people come to your house, your parents suddenly have an abundance of food.
[ ] Your parents care more about your grades than you do.
[ ] You have insane curfews.
[ ] Admit it. You're hairy.
[ ] You know what a lota is.
[ ] Your parents are super racist, especially against black people.

Total: 1

I apparently am German....XD coolz

I TAG!!!
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